Not spectacular, but it wasn't awful like some of the preceding ones. It gets a couple nostalgia points; it's cute.

Some of the animation here is precise and well thought out; some of it is kinda weird. I like the Widow Tweed immediately.

Notable Grossness

I literally just wish the owl's name wasn't Big Mama. :sigh: Amos Slade shouting "female" is actually pretty intense - I could do with a lot less of that. I wish the Widow Tweed had shot him in the guts. Also fat jokes. GREAT.

The music is really irritatingly boring. This is the era of the weird ass 70s/80s ballad for sure.

OH TOD, YOU ARE BUSTED NOW. WIDOW TWEED IS GONNA SMACK YOU. SPILLED MILK!

This was Grandpa Joe's last movie! 🙁 Amos Slade was played by the guy who played Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka and it's his last film role. I wish Boomer wasn't just Tigger in woodpecker form. Pro Tip: grown-up Copper is Kurt Russel. YOU'RE WELCOME.

"Arooooooooo!" "My name's Copper. I'm a hound doooog." Omg. When Copper bays for the first time it's so damn cute. My entire heart.

I forgot about "The Best of Friends," and I started singing it once it started, but I remember it being a better song. "Copper, you're my very best friend." "And you're mine too, Tod." MY DAMN HEART. Tod - what a troublemaker!!! Runs right into the chicken coop. omg when Amos is shooting at little tiny Tod from like one inch away - come on man, he's just a baby!!!!! RUDE.

Amos, an old white man with ruddy skin, gray hair and a bushy gray mustache, wearing a pair of white long underwear and a light brown hat with a dark brown band, stands outside shaking his fist, as a long gray gun barrel gets stuck into his stomach. He puts his hands up. The Widow Tweed, an old white woman with gray hair, glasses, a purple hat with a blue flower, a dark purple jacket, white apron and dark green skirt, holds the shotgun, her eyes narrowed and teeth gritted. The caption reads, 'Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him Widow Tweed'

Widow Tweed putting the gun in Amos' chest - fuckin'-a right, lady. I swear to god, if Amos said "female" one more time I was gonna leap through the screen and throttle him. But I wish Widow Tweed would have taken Tod to a fox sanctuary or a zoo or something, not just dropped him in the woods. To be honest, I think this movie could have done with 50% less time with the humans. It could have been very interesting if it wasn't just about one dude's vendetta against one fox. "Get back in there before I break your other leg." YOU DICK.

I get bored when Tod and Vixey are getting snuggly. Also I completely forgot most of the plot of this movie and when it got to the part with the bear I was like SHOCKED. Copper is a jerk though and Tod is the hero. Also, how is this the ending?! I demand a recount! WHY ARE THEY NOT BEST FRIENDS WITH LITTLE PUPPIES AND BABY FOXES PLAYING TOGETHER DON'T YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, DISNEY?!

May 4th, 2021

More Disney Animated Features

A movie release poster shows a group of white people, 4 men, a woman, and a young boy, surrounding a green animated dragon with pink wings and red hair. The poster says "Coming at Christmas, Walt Disney Productions' Pete's Dragon"
Pete's Dragon
Five human actors, a woman, a man, and three children of various ages, sit on a flying brass bed with a floral blanket, with the moon and clouds behind them. Below them, illustrated animals are in various poses: two fish dance together (one in a suit); two fish and an octopus play in a band together with the words "The Briny Boys" on the front of the drum kit; an alligator, a rhino, and a gorilla run around a soccer field in yellow and green athletic outfits; a lion in a crown and red royal robe stands with one foot on the soccer ball; and a secretary bird in a suit with glasses stands watching.
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Bert, a chimney sweep, Jane, a young blonde child in a red dress and yellow overcoat, Michael, a young strawberry blonde child in short pants and a button coat, and Mary Poppins, a nanny in a red dress with a black hat with white flowers, stand on a rooftop, covered in soot.
Mary Poppins
Bigfoot, a giant humanoid creature with red fur, sits in front of a cardboard box with a downward pointing arrow on the side, wearing a pair of white men's briefs underwear on his head. He holds the crotch hole open with his fingers so he can look out. Goofy, a dog-like humanoid cartoon with black skin and a pale face, and long ears, watches from his yellow car several hundred feet behind Bigfoot, with his son Max in the passenger seat; Max looks similar to Goofy.
A Goofy Movie

Recent Snark

The Lion King

February 22nd, 2022

This is a really epic movie, but it's less of my favorite than I remember. It still has some great moments and songs I like but basically, the half of the movie where Simba's away from Pride Rock is more boring than I remember, and I care a lot less about Simba when he's not a tiny baby.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

July 13th, 2021

Do I honestly even have to review this movie? I have a matching tattoo with my brothers where we each got Lock, Shock, or Barrel. I think it's safe to say I love the hell out of this movie. I've also seen it so many times, and so many times recently, that I ranked it before I even started it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aladdin

July 6th, 2021

This is really just such a joyful piece of art, not ONLY because of Robin Williams but definitely a lot because of Robin Williams.

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June 29th, 2021

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DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp

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