Cinderella isn't my favorite princess, but this film is a masterpiece. Zuk zuk!
My goodness. This film. I love all of the characters, all of them (Gus-Gus and Jaq, as well as the rest of the mice, Bruno, Drizella and Anastasia). The songs, come on. I feel like I don't actually have to review this film.
Notable Grossness
There....is.....NONE.
Anyway, here are some things I love about Cinderella:
- Animation - one thing that always stands out to me explicitly is the stepmother waving her daughters out the door to the ball - her hand movement is so specific and idiosyncratic, and it just illustrates how true-to-life this film feels
- The Fairy Godmother - come on. The lyrics, the voice, the humor, the illustration. She's a bit chubby and she's old, and she's not made into a joke
- Cinderella - she's such a good-hearted person, but she has a sense of humor and a bit of a sarcastic nature. I mean for heaven's sake she's making extra mouse clothes in case mice come to the house. What a joy.
- The pumpkin carriage and the castle exterior, just so elegant.
- The king. Look, I don't like "the prince has to marry!" as a plotline usually, EXCEPT in this case. The king is obviously being selfish but it's totally reasonable - he just wants grandkids. And he's emotional, and it's adorable. When he almost falls off the balcony shouting for the castle staff to turn down the lights, it gets me every time. "YOU TRAITOR! TREASON! SABOTAGE! YOU WERE IN LEAGUE WITH THE PRINCE ALL ALONG! THE WHOLE THING WAS A PLOT!" Like - this guy is great.
- Sing Sweet Nightingale. The illustration sequence and the song, beautiful.
- A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes - sorry, this song is 8 million times better than Some Day My Prince Will Come, eat it Snow White.
- The Grand Duke. He's an early prototype of other fussy, overcommitted royal assistants like Zazu and Sebastian, and I love him, especially when he does an impression of the king.
- Lady Tremaine - spectacularly evil, with searing facial expressions, vocal command that chills to the bone, and an all-too-human cruelty. When the lighting goes dark when she realizes Cinderella was the girl at the ball, and she goes after her with her evil narrowed eyes - CHILLS. Eat it, evil queen from Snow White.
- The mice. Even when the lady mouse says, "Leave the sewin' to the women" it's because Jaq wanted to sew, and no joke was made of it. Instead he has to get the shinies, which is also a "feminine" thing so I'm letting it slide. The songs, their voices, their animation, all iconic. "Us a-comin'! Us a-comin' Cinderelly!" "Ruuuuuusifee"

Here are some things I don't love about Cinderella:
- literally nothing
Recent Snark
The Lion King
This is a really epic movie, but it's less of my favorite than I remember. It still has some great moments and songs I like but basically, the half of the movie where Simba's away from Pride Rock is more boring than I remember, and I care a lot less about Simba when he's not a tiny baby.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Do I honestly even have to review this movie? I have a matching tattoo with my brothers where we each got Lock, Shock, or Barrel. I think it's safe to say I love the hell out of this movie. I've also seen it so many times, and so many times recently, that I ranked it before I even started it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aladdin
This is really just such a joyful piece of art, not ONLY because of Robin Williams but definitely a lot because of Robin Williams.
Beauty and the Beast
I love Belle and the animated furniture is charming. I liked this a lot more when I was a kid.
DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
What in the actual hell is this movie? Is this the trial run on Aladdin? But like.............a bad one? Also the literal best part of this movie is when they play the DuckTales theme. At the end. :sigh:








