This is the first of the "package films" (basically anthologies of shorts). It was.....okay.

This was an all right little film. It's apparently Disney's shortest "feature" film at only 42 minutes, and I'm kind of grateful that's as long as it was. It heavily reuses some content from the Goofy short that's in The Reluctant Dragon (both sketches are about a rider and his horse basically), but it also introduces José Carìoca, who is one of my favorites (at least from nostalgia's perspective - let's see how that holds up when I rewatch The Three Caballeros).

Notable Grossness

Ehhhh....it's a cultural study of South American societies in the 1940s.....nothing overtly racist, but there's an undertone of patronizing in some places. Otherwise, it's actually pretty okay on this front.

Jose Carioca, a green parrot with a yellow jacket and straw hat, holding a black umbrella and wearing a white shirt, dances in a circle, while his hat floats up and down in mid air above his head. The caption says, 'Dancing parrot is bae'

This is part cultural documentary, part storytelling, and while there's nothing unique about the animation, the cultural perspective is way more respectful than I would have expected from the 1940s. It's cute, and it's short, I like the cartoons, and that's about all I have to say about it. The music is great, though.

December 8th, 2020

More Disney Animated Features

A movie release poster shows a group of white people, 4 men, a woman, and a young boy, surrounding a green animated dragon with pink wings and red hair. The poster says "Coming at Christmas, Walt Disney Productions' Pete's Dragon"
Pete's Dragon
Five human actors, a woman, a man, and three children of various ages, sit on a flying brass bed with a floral blanket, with the moon and clouds behind them. Below them, illustrated animals are in various poses: two fish dance together (one in a suit); two fish and an octopus play in a band together with the words "The Briny Boys" on the front of the drum kit; an alligator, a rhino, and a gorilla run around a soccer field in yellow and green athletic outfits; a lion in a crown and red royal robe stands with one foot on the soccer ball; and a secretary bird in a suit with glasses stands watching.
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Bert, a chimney sweep, Jane, a young blonde child in a red dress and yellow overcoat, Michael, a young strawberry blonde child in short pants and a button coat, and Mary Poppins, a nanny in a red dress with a black hat with white flowers, stand on a rooftop, covered in soot.
Mary Poppins
Bigfoot, a giant humanoid creature with red fur, sits in front of a cardboard box with a downward pointing arrow on the side, wearing a pair of white men's briefs underwear on his head. He holds the crotch hole open with his fingers so he can look out. Goofy, a dog-like humanoid cartoon with black skin and a pale face, and long ears, watches from his yellow car several hundred feet behind Bigfoot, with his son Max in the passenger seat; Max looks similar to Goofy.
A Goofy Movie

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