I thought I was going to hate this but I didn't. I was REALLY surprised at how much I liked this.

Oh man. I have had the narrative in my head that I hate Bambi for like 20 years. I DO NOT HATE BAMBI. I like Bambi, it's precious, and the animation is excellent. The backgrounds show the life of the forest with a beautiful, almost Impressionistic artistic quality. The realistic movement of the deer, from fawn to adult, are accurate and emotionally moving; when they bolted from the meadow, my heart raced.

Notable Grossness

A BREAK FROM RACISM. BAMBI TO THE RESCUE.

I also thought they did an excellent job of character building, again. The owl, the panicky quail, the other buck who tries to fight Bambi for Feline, they all felt so real to me. And watching the animals show affection for each other (like Bambi and Feline's kids at the end, where the one bites the other one's ear, or Flower and Bambi touching noses), just landed so much more for me than anything in Dumbo.

Bambi, a young brown buck with his antlers stuck in a tree branch with pink flowers scrunches up his face while Feline, a young brown doe, licks his face.  The caption says, 'Get offa me'

The music, even though it's not particularly memorable (i.e. I couldn't sing along with it, or remember it specifically later), is beautiful. I love this era's choral numbers.

One note, it seemed like the spring song came too soon after Bambi's mother was killed. READ THE ROOM, BIRDS.

It occurs to me that years ago I had the idea for a dating app that used Twitter as a base for profiles, that I was going to call Twitterpated. I didn't realize I got that term from Bambi, but I sure did.

Also I sorted Bambi, Thumper, and Flower into Hogwarts houses (because of course I did) - Flower is a Hufflepuff ("He can call me a flower if he wants to."), Thumper is a Gryffindor (diving into the snow to slide out onto the ice, sticking his nose in caves), and Bambi is a Ravenclaw (because the minute he is introduced to the world, he tries to learn the names for everything). Fight me.

December 1st, 2020

Recent Snark

The Lion King

February 22nd, 2022

This is a really epic movie, but it's less of my favorite than I remember. It still has some great moments and songs I like but basically, the half of the movie where Simba's away from Pride Rock is more boring than I remember, and I care a lot less about Simba when he's not a tiny baby.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

July 13th, 2021

Do I honestly even have to review this movie? I have a matching tattoo with my brothers where we each got Lock, Shock, or Barrel. I think it's safe to say I love the hell out of this movie. I've also seen it so many times, and so many times recently, that I ranked it before I even started it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aladdin

July 6th, 2021

This is really just such a joyful piece of art, not ONLY because of Robin Williams but definitely a lot because of Robin Williams.

Beauty and the Beast

June 29th, 2021

I love Belle and the animated furniture is charming. I liked this a lot more when I was a kid.

The Rescuers Down Under

June 22nd, 2021

This is legit one of my favorite movies.

DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp

June 15th, 2021

What in the actual hell is this movie? Is this the trial run on Aladdin? But like.............a bad one? Also the literal best part of this movie is when they play the DuckTales theme. At the end. :sigh: